Brian and Stewie Quotes

(Season 8 Episode 17)
  1. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Oh, that's so going to be on YouTube!
  1. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    What I would need you to is eat what is in my diaper, lick the diaper clean, possibly lick my fanny and then put the diaper back on me... Probably lick my fanny... Yeah you should start wrapping your brain around that too.
  1. Quote by ”Brian ”Brian
    (Brian
  1. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Try what? I already practically french-kissed your butt.
  2. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    There was no practically about that.
  1. Quote by ”Stewie” ”Stewie”
    (talking
  1. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Stewie, come on. You don’t know how to use that thing.
  2. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Oh really? What if I hold it sideways like a black guy?
  3. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Woah, woah woah, come on man, take it easy, alright? I-I don’t want any trouble.
  4. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    There’s not gonna be any trouble, as long as you eat my poo!
  1. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    The truth is, you’re my only friend Brian; if I didn’t have you I’d be lost.
  2. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Ah, you’d be okay.
  3. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    No, I wouldn’t. I don’t really care for anybody else, just you. You’re the only one I like.
  4. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Well…thanks.
  5. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    I like you a lot. I guess you could say I… really like you. I would… even dare to go a little further perhaps. I care a great deal about you. A very great deal. Maybe even… deeper than that. I… I… I love you.
  1. Quote by ”Stewie ”Stewie
    ”Please
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