Brian and Stewie Quotes

(Season 8 Episode 17)
  1. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Oh, that's so going to be on YouTube!
  1. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    What I would need you to is eat what is in my diaper, lick the diaper clean, possibly lick my fanny and then put the diaper back on me... Probably lick my fanny... Yeah you should start wrapping your brain around that too.
  1. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    (Brian is just about to lick Stewie's fanny clean)
  2. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    And just do me a favor and tell me when you're about to begin because I don't wanna be surpris- Mooooon Riiiiiver. My god! There it goes! Haa, Brian you rock thank you so much for doing this.
  1. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Try what? I already practically french-kissed your butt.
  2. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    There was no practically about that.
  1. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    (talking to sales assistant Matthew) Yes, that was the night I was going to see The Bounty Hunter. (Pauses to listen to him) Well, yes, I enjoyed it very much, thank you; good memory, my word.
  1. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Stewie, come on. You don’t know how to use that thing.
  2. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Oh really? What if I hold it sideways like a black guy?
  3. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Woah, woah woah, come on man, take it easy, alright? I-I don’t want any trouble.
  4. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    There’s not gonna be any trouble, as long as you eat my poo!
  1. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    The truth is, you’re my only friend Brian; if I didn’t have you I’d be lost.
  2. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Ah, you’d be okay.
  3. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    No, I wouldn’t. I don’t really care for anybody else, just you. You’re the only one I like.
  4. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Well…thanks.
  5. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    I like you a lot. I guess you could say I… really like you. I would… even dare to go a little further perhaps. I care a great deal about you. A very great deal. Maybe even… deeper than that. I… I… I love you.
  1. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Please tell me why you have it?
  2. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    I said I don't want to talk about it.
  3. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    But I want to know. Just tell me come on.
  4. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    No.
  5. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Come on, please.
  6. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    (sighs) I keep it in case I ever want to commit suicide ok.
  7. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Wow. Oh.. oh my God you're serious, but why Brian?
  8. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    You wouldn't understand. You're just a kid.
  9. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    I could try
  10. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    I don't know, sometimes it's all too much.
  11. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    What is?
  12. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Life. Everything. Just having the gun here, knowing there's a way out it helps.
  13. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Yes but a gun it's so messy. What about pills? Even hanging yourself is better, at least then you might grow an inch or two while you're hanging there. Of course when they find you, you might have those Illeana Douglas eyes.
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