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Death Has a Shadow Quotes

1. Peter Griffin
   Screw this, I only came here to buy fireworks!

1. Stewie Griffin
   Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb!

1. Peter Griffin
   I hate lying to Lois. It's just... It's the best way to keep her from knowing the truth.

1. Peter Griffin
   We're officially on welfare. Come on kids, help me scatter car parts all over the front yard.

1. Stewie Griffin
   You know, Mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like... A BOX OF ACTIVE GRENADES!

1. Stewie Griffin
   Blast you and your estrogenical treachery!

1. Peter Griffin
   How the hell am I going to break this to Lois? If she finds out I got fired for drinking, she's going to blame me!

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