Hannah Banana Quotes

(Season 8 Episode 5)
  1. Quote by
    (after Chris reveals the Evil Monkey)
  2. Quote by Lois Griffin Lois Griffin
    Oh, my God, Chris was right!
  3. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Holy crap, Chris, is that thing dangerous?
  4. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    Yes, he's evil!
  5. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    I'm not really evil.
  6. Quote by Meg Griffin Meg Griffin
    (gasps) It talks.
  7. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    If-if someone will please untie me, I'll explain everything.
  8. Quote by
    (Peter is about to untie the Evil Monkey)
  9. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    No, dad, don't do it! He's evil!
  10. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Look, just trust me. This is all a huge misunderstanding.
  11. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Chris, I think we should give him a chance to explain himself.
  12. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    No!
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    (Chris hides behind a couch while Peter unties the Evil Monkey)
  14. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    (sighs) Thank you very much. Now, I know this looks bad, me living in your son's closet and all, but it's a very complex situation. You see, basically, I got home from work one day, and found my wife cheating on me with another monkey.
  15. Quote by Lois Griffin Lois Griffin
    Oh, that's terrible.
  16. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    I fell into a deep depression after the divorce, which ended up costing me my job. All my money was gone, which means I lost the house. So, I moved into Chris's closet just until I got back on my feet again. Wound up living in there for nine years.
  17. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Oh, my God, you've missed so much! Like when America was attacked by mentally challenged suicide bombers.
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    (cut to mentally challenged suicide bomber shouting 'Allahu akbar' while running a bicycle and crashing into a building and falling off his bike)

  19. Quote by Meg Griffin Meg Griffin
    You know something? You're not evil at all, are you?
  20. Quote by Lois Griffin Lois Griffin
    No, he's not. He's just a poor fellow who's down on his luck.
  21. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    (stand up behind the couch) Easy for you to say! He doesn't hide in your closet making a scary face!
  22. Quote by Evi Monkey Evi Monkey
    That's just the face I make when I'm thinking.
  23. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    And you're always pointing at me!
  24. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    I was trying to start a conversation.
  25. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    And you do that weird trembling thing!
  26. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    I have a copper deficiency. Look, Chris, I'm sorry if I scared you before, but this is a great chance for us to start over.
  27. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    (angrily) No, it isn't! You can fool everyone else, but you can't fool me! (pointing) You go to hell! (Chris runs away)
  1. Quote by Chris's book report of Catcher in the Rye Chris's book report of Catcher in the Rye
    The Cathcer in the Rye was a good book. It was about a catcher in the rye.
  1. Quote by
    (Stewie watching TV on the couch)

  2. Quote by TV Announcer TV Announcer
    Up next, the Hannah Montana marathon.
  3. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Yes!
  4. Quote by TV Announcer TV Announcer
    And for all you fans, the Miley Cyrus tour is coming to the Quahog Civic Center for three nights only. Call to get your tickets now!
  5. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    (excitingly) Oh! (shaking his hands and feet up and down) Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
  6. Quote by TV Announcer TV Announcer
    But not now, 'cause it just sold out.
  7. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    (getting off the couch) What? Oh, no! No! No, no! No! I'm calling anyway! (picks up a phone) I need Hannah Montana tickets and I need them now! Never mind who this is! Can you get them or not? (looking at the phone) I guess I should dial something first.
  1. Quote by
    (Stewie with Miley Cyrus, who is writing some stuff in a notebook)

  2. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    I can't believe I'm sitting here with you, Miley Cyrus. It's like I'm in a dream.
  3. Quote by Miley Miley
    Well, that makes me happy, Stewie.
  4. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    What are you doing?
  5. Quote by Miley Miley
    Oh, I'm just writing some new lyrics.
  6. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Oh, you write your own lyrics?
  7. Quote by Miley Miley
    Yeah.
  8. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    (slowly pulling out his own song) So do I...
  9. Quote by Miley Miley
    (Stewie hands his song to Miley) Oh, you wrote a song? Look at you. You're a regular little Tim McGraw.
  10. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    (chuckling) Oh, oh, I'm...I'm-I'm a little better than Tim McGraw.
  11. Quote by Miley Miley
    (looking at Stewie's song) Hey, these are pretty good, Stewie.
  12. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Really? Do you think you could sing them?
  13. Quote by Miley Miley
    Only if you sing with me.
  14. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    (squealing and shaking his hand and foot up and down) Ooh! Ooh!
  1. Quote by
    (after Chris captures the Evil Monkey)

  2. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    I got you, you bastard!
  3. Quote by
    (Chris drags the Evil Monkey down the stairs to Peter, Lois, and Meg in the living room)
  4. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    Well, here he is. (brings the Evil Monkey in front of them) The Evil Monkey! Do you believe me now?!
  5. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    (surprised) Holy crap!
  6. Quote by Lois Griffin Lois Griffin
    It is real!
  7. Quote by Meg Griffin Meg Griffin
    Oh, my God! (the camera zooms out revealing Meg is holding a bigger and fiercer monkey on a chain) I thought I was the only one.
  8. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Meg, we're do--we're doin'...We're doin' Chris's monkey.
  1. Quote by
    (Peter, Lois, Chris, and Meg are having breakfast, Peter and Chris continue to glare at each other)
  2. Quote by Lois Griffin Lois Griffin
    Boy, you guys have been awful quiet this morning.
  3. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Lois, could you ask Chris to pass the maple syrup?
  4. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    Meg, could you tell Dad that he's too fat to need extra syrup?
  5. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Lois, could you tell Chris that I'm sorry I ever planted the seed version of him in your vagina?
  6. Quote by Lois Griffin Lois Griffin
    I want you two to stop this. This is no way for a father and son to act.
  7. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Well, according to him, that stupid monkey's more of a father to him than I am.
  8. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    He makes time for me and you never do. You're supposed to love me and all you do is hurt me.
  9. Quote by Meg Griffin Meg Griffin
    This morning I had a hard poo that hurt, but then it felt great.
  10. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Meg, I'm trying to be mad right now, but that's making me want to smile.
  1. Quote by
    (At the Griffin's house in the living room)

  2. Quote by Lois Griffin Lois Griffin
    Monkey, do you think you could help me? I just can't stand Peter and Chris being at each other's throats anymore
  3. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Of course, Lois; I'm sure if we can just get them in the same room together, I can convince then to talk it out. Why don't you invite Peter to lunch, and I'll invite Chris, and we'll see what we can do.
  4. Quote by Lois Griffin Lois Griffin
    Oh, thank you. I really appreciate it.
  1. Quote by
    (At home, Peter sees a sign in the living room)
  2. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    What's this? (reading the sign) 'Put your head between these two restrained logs and win a free hat'.
  3. Quote by
    (the camera zooms out revealing two restrained logs hanging from the ceiling)
  4. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Well, that's a no-brainer.
  5. Quote by
    (the camera moves to Chris's who is ready to cut the ropes that's restraining the logs)

  6. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    Come on, you fat fuck. Do it.
  7. Quote by
    (Peter walks to the logs and places his head between them. Chris cuts the rope which releases the logs which crushes Peter's head)
  8. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    (screams)
  9. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    (laughs)
  10. Quote by
    (moments later Peter is sitting in the kitchen with his new hat despite his head being crushed and bloody)
  11. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Who's laughing now? I got my hat.
  1. Quote by
    (At the high school, Peter disguise himself as Chris)

  2. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    (seeing a group of jocks, laughing) This'll get Chris.
  3. Quote by
    (Peter walks up to the group of jocks)
  4. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Hey, classmates.
  5. Quote by Jock #1 Jock #1
    Griffin. Did you gain weight?
  6. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Eh, that's not important. But you know what is important? I'm gay now. Let's all of us go be gay somewhere together. And then you go tell all your friends that I welcome them to be gay with me, too. Because I am gay.
  7. Quote by Jock #2 Jock #2
    I'll be gay with you.
  8. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Oh, this is too perfect.
  9. Quote by
    (Peter and Jock #2 put their arms around each other as they walk away together)
  10. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Chris is going to be so gay by the end of this.
  1. Quote by
    (After discovering Miley Cyrus is an android)
  1. Quote by
    (Hannah Montana on TV)
  2. Quote by Robby Ray Robby Ray
    Sorry, but you know the rules. Hannah can't do the photo shoot until Miley finishes her homework.
  3. Quote by Miley Miley
    You can't tell Hannah what to do. She's not your daughter.
  4. Quote by Robby Ray Robby Ray
    Wait, so Miley's my daughter, but Hannah isn't?
  5. Quote by Miley Miley
    Right.
  6. Quote by Robby Ray Robby Ray
    Great. (pointing at Miley) Put your wig on.
  7. Quote by
    (audience laughter sound effect)

  8. Quote by Robby Ray Robby Ray
    (looks at the camera) Shut up! This is real.
  1. Quote by
    (after telling Peter and Lois he can't study because of the evil monkey)
  2. Quote by Lois Griffin Lois Griffin
    Oh, for God's sake, Chris, you're in high school now. Stop talking about that evil monkey. He's not real.
  3. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    He is too real! I can prove it!
  4. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Well, you'll have to do a better job than you did on your science test. Or than God did when he left the iron on Ellen Barkin's face too long.
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    (cutaway to God in heaven watching TV while ironing Ellen Barkin's face as she laid down on ironing board)
  6. Quote by God God
    (realizing he left the iron of her face too long) Oh, damn.
  7. Quote by Ellen Barkin Ellen Barkin
    (sitting up on the ironing board) How is it?
  8. Quote by God God
    You know what? We'll put you in the 80's. You'll pass for hot. Now get in the van with Kelly McGillis.
  9. Quote by
    (Ellen gets in the van and sits next to Kelly McGillis whose face looks like a mule)

  10. Quote by Kelly McGillis Kelly McGillis
    Next stopHollywood! (braying)
  1. Quote by
    (Chris and the Evil Monkey enter the house)
  2. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    (sitting on the couch) Hey, where you guys been?
  3. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    We went to the father/son barbecue.
  4. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    You drove all the way up to Fatherson for a barbecue?
  5. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    No, Dad, it was a barbecue for fathers and sons.
  6. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Wait a minute--you went with the monkey to a father/son thing?
  7. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    Well, it's not like you ever take me anywhere.
  8. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    (standing up from the couch) What?
  9. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Oh, listen, Peter, I didn't...
  10. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    (to the Evil Monkey) Meg, please!
  11. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    It's true. You never want to do anything with me! But the monkey's been taking me to all the fun places I like, and he's been helping me with all my homework! He helped me get an 'A' in algebra!
  12. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    How did the monkey know you needed help with algebra?
  13. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    Because he asked!
  14. Quote by
    (Peter's jaw dropped)

  15. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    That's right, Dad. You never ask, and even if you did, you never listen! And now you're getting mad at the monkey because he actually cares? (shouting) Screw you! You are the worst dad in the world and I hate you!
  16. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Well...Well, I hate you, too!
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    (Chris runs away)
  18. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    (checking his pockets) Ah, damn. I left my cell phone up at that monkey/kid barbcue.
  19. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    I thought you said it was a father/son barbecue.
  20. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Yeah, but it was up in Monkeykid.
  21. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    (stammering) What?!
  1. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    My God, I can't believe she's an android. Do you think we should tell someone or do something?
  2. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Well, we could do something.
  3. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Like what?
  4. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Well, look at her. She dances like a real girl. She moves like a real girl.
  5. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Yeah?
  6. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Do you think she does other stuff like a real girl? You know, if you reprogrammed her?
  7. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Brian, that's sick! She's 16!
  8. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    I'm eight.
  9. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    All right, I'll see what I can do.
  1. Quote by
    (In the living room, Peter is scratching the Evil Monkey's back with his toenails and Lois is sitting next to Peter)
  2. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Ah...that feels so good. (to Peter) You are an artist
  3. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Thank you. Lois doesn't like my toenail 'cause they stab her in the night. Hear that, Lois. Somebody likes my toenails.
  4. Quote by Lois Griffin Lois Griffin
    Good for you, Peter.
  5. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Good for this family. Good for all of us.
  6. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    (entering the house holding his book report) Mom! Dad! I got an 'A' on my book report!
  7. Quote by Lois Griffin Lois Griffin
    That's wonderful, honey!
  8. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Congratulations, Chris. What'd you write about?
  9. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    (looking at his book report) I, um...'The Slave Trade Allegory of Curious George.' W-Wait a minute, I didn't--I didn't write this.
  10. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Oh, really?
  11. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    Did...Did you write this?
  12. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Well, I can't take all the credit. I've been listening to you talk in your sleep for years, so I just put your thoughts on paper, that's all.
  13. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    Wow, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. Thanks, evil monk--thanks, monkey.
  14. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Ah, I'd get up to hug you, but sittin' down's the only thing keepin' the poop in.
  15. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    Nah, that's okay.
  1. Quote by
    (after sneaking in to see Miley Cyrus)

  2. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Okay, now remember to play it cool. Act like you belong here. (seeing Miley, excitedly) Oh, my God, Miley! (hugging Miley) I love you! I love you! (grabs on to Miley's legs) I'm your biggest fan! Can I touch your hair?! (Brian pulls Stewie off on Miley as Stewie screams in excitement)
  3. Quote by Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus
    Who are you guy? How did you get back here?
  4. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Look, I'm really sorry about this. This is my friend Stewie. H-He's just a baby and he's your biggest fan and...he has cancer.
  5. Quote by Miley Miley
    Oh, my God! Really?
  6. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Yeah, he's got a tumor in his head the size of a football.
  7. Quote by Miley Miley
    I think I can see it. Well, in that case, I wouldn't feel right about throwing you out. Especially if you're my (rubbing Stewie's head) biggest fan.
  8. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    (shudders happily)

  1. Quote by
    (after telling Peter and Lois he failed his science test)
  2. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    I'm sorry, mom, but science is so hard.
  3. Quote by Lois Griffin Lois Griffin
    Well, maybe you just need a little extra help.
  4. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    Dad, would you help me with my homework?
  5. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Uh, Chris, I got to tell you, that sounds worse than a trip to a failing mall.
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    (cutaway to the Griffin family in a failing mall with most of the stores closed down)
  7. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    All right, kids, your mom is going to go to the Cinnabon that has the cage pulled halfway down, and I'm going to go to the stereo store next to the dead fountain with garbage in it. Let's say we meet back here under the glue outline of the old Limited sign.
  1. Quote by
    (In the living room with Peter, Lois, Meg, and the Evil Monkey)
  2. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    I mean, Sarah Silverman is just one of the most wonderful people you'll ever meet.
  3. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Oh, that's so good to hear. I want to like her. She's so funny. I want her to also be nice.
  4. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    (walking in the room, angrily) Well, I'm glad you guys are having such a great time with (pointing to the Evil Monkey) that evil thing that tortured me for years! (to Peter) Dad, I thought you were going to help me with my book report.
  5. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Chris, there is a monkey here. And I just fed him a whole bag of Subway sandwiches. In a couple hours, we are going to sit around and throw his soft bread stool at each other. Now, you are welcome to be a part of that. Or not. I'm just telling you what's gonna happen.
  6. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    (angrily) Well, thanks for nothing, Dad! (Chris runs up stairs)

  7. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Don't mind him, Monkey. He's just a big disappointment. Like things that look like DVDs from far away.
  8. Quote by
    (cut to Peter in a bookstore)
  9. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    (seeing DVDs, gasps) DVDs! (runs to them then stops realizing they're not DVDs) Aw, books.
  1. Quote by
    (After catching Stewie watching Hannah Montana)
  2. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Ha! You're watching Hannah Montana?
  3. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Well, yeah. To make fun of it. I mean, look how stupid she is with her clothes and her makeup and, and-and, and, and that fabulous hair, and, (excited) oh, my God! Brian, it's my favorite show! It's my favoirte show ever!
  4. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Gay.
  5. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    And she's coming to town and I have to get tickets, Brian. You have to help me get tickets!
  6. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    No. It's a stupid show and a huge waste of time.
  7. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    (voice breaking, starts crying) But...she's my favorite
  8. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Oh, my god, are you...are your crying?
  9. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    (crying) Yes! Hannah Montana is my hero! I love her so, so much. Ahd this is the only time she's gonna be in town and now I'll never get to see her! Will you help me?
  10. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    (signs) All right, fine.
  1. Quote by
    (In the city, Chris and the Evil Monkey are sitting at a table outside, then Peter arrives)

  2. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    What the hell are you doing here? I thought I was meeting Lois.
  3. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    She wanted me to talk to you guys about the way you've been behaving.
  4. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Look, monkey, Chris is being a jerk, all right? And there is nothing you can say that will make me change my mind about that.
  5. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Peter, you're acting bananas.
  6. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    (laughs) All right, (Peter takes a sit) I'll listen.
  7. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    You're both good guys and that's why it's important for you to reconcile your differences. (to Chris) Chris, I know you're angry, but do you really hate your father?
  8. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    No, I just think he's a douche.
  9. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Sometimes he is. (to Peter) And Peter, do you really hate your son?
  10. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    No, but sometimes he's such a little fat jerk.
  11. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    Well, it's only because you never have any time for me!
  12. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Peter, do you think you could make a little more time for your son?
  13. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Yeah, I guess so.
  1. Quote by
    (later that night at home)

  2. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Thanks for everything, monkey. You made me realize how much Chris really means to me and how I should always remember not (puts his arm around Chris) to take him for granted.
  3. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Well, sometimes all anybody needs is a little bit of a wake-up call. And now that you two are getting along again, my work here is done. Guess I'll be moving on now.
  4. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    You have to leave? But I thought you were gonna go back to living in my closet again.
  5. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    I thik that time of my life is over, Chris. But I'll always remember you.
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    (Chris and the Evil Monkey hug)
  7. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    But...where will you go?
  8. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    I'll go where I'm needed.
  9. Quote by
    (moments later, at Tom Tucker's house, Jake Tucker is sleeping and the Evil Monkey opens his closet does his thing to Jake)
  10. Quote by Jake Jake
    Dad, there's an evil monkey in my closet!
  11. Quote by Tom Tucker Tom Tucker
    (off-screen) I don't care, son. I just do not care.
  1. Quote by
    (Meg walks into Chris's room where Chris is taking out a tape froma video camera)
  2. Quote by Meg Griffin Meg Griffin
    Hey, Chris. You want to practice kissing again?
  3. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    I'm busy. I set up a video camera last night so I can prove to Mom and Dad that the evil monkey is real and I want to see what I got.
  1. Quote by
    (after Miley has fallen off the building)

  2. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Well, the airplane got her.
  3. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Oh, no, it wasn't the airplane. 'Twas beauty killed the beast. You know Brian, here's your shot. Go for it.
  4. Quote by
    (Miley's body exploded)
  5. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Oop, too late.
  6. Quote by
    (Miley's left hand landed in front of them)
  7. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    No, it's not.
  1. Quote by
    (After seeing Miley Cyrus destroying the city)
  2. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    (gasp) It's Miley Cyrus! And she's destroying the city!
  3. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Oh, my God!
  4. Quote by
    (Evil Monkey approaches Miley who is picking up a truck)

  5. Quote by Evil Monkey Evil Monkey
    Ms. Cyrus, I ask you to stop what you're doing. I don't just mean this, I mean everythingthe show, the music--it's all just awful.
  6. Quote by
    (Miley roars and throw the truck away and grabs the Evil Monkey and starts climbing a building)
  7. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    Dad, we've got to help him! Do something!
  8. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    What am I supposed to do?!
  9. Quote by Chris Griffin Chris Griffin
    Your my dad! Think of something!
  10. Quote by
    (Peter thinks for a moment, he grabs his cell phone and calls someone)
  11. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Quagmire, fire up the biplane. My son needs my help.
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