I Dream of Jesus Quotes

(Season 7 Episode 2)
  1. Quote by Bush Bush
    (giving a speech) The American people may have turned against the war, but I answer to a higher power. I answer to the power of Jesus Christ.
  2. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Oh, why that's funny, cause I happen to have Jesus Christ right here.
  3. Quote by Jesus Jesus
    I heard what you were saying. You know nothing of my of work. How you ever got to be president of anything is totally amazing.
  4. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    (to the camera) Boy wouldn't it be great if life were like this?
  1. Quote by
    (Peter Griffin, on TV for a PSA, is writing on a clipboard, then hands it to a woman standing next to him)
  2. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Thank you. (She walks offscreen as Peter addresses the camera) Hi, I'm . You know there's an issue facing many Americans today that I know concerns a great number of us. According to Gallop Polls1 in 12 American's is unaware that the Bird is the Word. I for one, dream of an America where everybody knows that the Bird is the Word (Spontaneously breaks into song, singing Bird is the Word)
  3. Quote by
    (Camera cuts to Mayor Adam West who is watching this on TV)
  4. Quote by Mayor West Mayor West
    My God is it possible?! (To a man standing next to him) Have the boys in the lab confirm this.
  5. Quote by
    (Cuts to a laboratory with many scientists crowded around a blackboard. A scientist picks up the telephone)
  6. Quote by Scientist Scientist
    Sir, our maths shows that the bird is equal to, or greater than the word.
  7. Quote by Mayor West Mayor West
    (Angrily) Check it again!!
  1. Quote by
    (Brian and Stewie are sitting on the crouch, Bird is the Word is playing in the background, as they lay on the couch, looking worse for wear)
  2. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    Brian?
  3. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Yeah?
  4. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    I don't feel so good.
  5. Quote by
    (A stream of blood seeps from his nose)
  1. Quote by Jay Leno Jay Leno
    My next guest died for our sins and now it looks like he's back on the scene. Please welcome from the bible Jesus Christ, oh Jesus!
  1. Quote by
    (The Griffin's are at a 50's diner, everyone is looking at their menu)
  2. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Look at this place they don't serve any of this 1950's food anymore. (Reading from the menu) Hamburgers, french fries, cokes! (Laughs, and rubs Chris' head affectionately) You kids don't know what I'm talkin' about.
  1. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    (after Peter told everyone he got a gift from Jesus) What was it?
  2. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    Oh you haven't heard?
  3. Quote by Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
    Heard what?
  4. Quote by Stewie Griffin Stewie Griffin
    FUCK!!!!
  5. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    (starts sings surfing bird)
  1. Quote by Peter Griffin Peter Griffin
    But one thing's for sure Lois, none of this would've happened if someone hadn't stolen my fuckin Surfing Bird Record!!!
  1. Quote by Jesus Jesus
    heeey, it's a pleasure to be here with you six interchangeable women, last time I was down here on earth I only hung around with one whore!
  1. Quote by
    (Jesus and Peter are at the record store, where Jesus explains why he's come down to Earth)
  2. Quote by Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
    Well, believe it or not, I pop in every hundred years or so. Kinda, incognito, just to get away from the family. Plus the timing seemed good cause my dad just quit smoking and hes a little on edge.
  3. Quote by
    (Cut to heaven where God, looking aggravated, rummages through a drawer)
  4. Quote by God God
    Who took my chequebook?! Ellen?! (Finding a pen cap and holding it up) Why is there a pen cap, and no pen?!
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