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1. Lois Griffin
   Sweetie, it's broccoli. It's good for you. Now open up for the airplane.
2. Stewie Griffin
   Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers!

1. Lois Griffin
   Stewie, you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
2. Stewie Griffin
   Well then, I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me woman!

1. Lois Griffin
   I know you don’t like broccoli Stewie, but you'll thank me when you grow up big and strong like your father.
2. Stewie Griffin
   A compelling argument. You've swayed me, woman. Mmmm. That is good. Oh I feel stronger already. Mmmm it's good tasting and good for you.

1. Stewie Griffin
   So broccoli, Mother says you're very good for me; well I'm afraid I'm no good for you! The first rule of war is know thy enemy and I know this! Cold kills broccoli! It's so simple! All I need to do is build a machine to control the global environment... Forecast for tomorrow: a few sprinkles of genius, with a chance of doom!

1. Meg Griffin
   Dad, if I don't get my driver's license, I'll never have any boyfriends, I'll never get married and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O'Donnell.
2. Peter Griffin
   Meg ... are you implying that Rosie O'Donnell can't drive?

1. Peter Griffin
   What can me and you do together? (Lois giggles) Lois, you've got a sick mind!
2. Lois Griffin
   Peter, I'm talkin' about making love.
3. Peter Griffin
   Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.

1. Teacher
   Well class, we were scheduled to watch a PBS Program on the mating rituals of the nude, large breasted Wewak Tribe of New Guinea. Unfortunately Megan Griffin ruined TV. So instead we're having a surprise test

1. Peter Griffin
   Look Meg, I suffer my own dissapointments too.
   (Flashback with Peter when Meg was born.)
2. Doctor
   It's a girl!
   
   (Peter appears with bunches of hockey, soccer, basketball, and football equipment.)
3. Peter Griffin
   Can you check again?

1. Lois Griffin
   Now kids, your father's just trying to spend time with his family. Or kill us. I'm not sure which.

1. Tom Tucker
   Well Diane, that last report was so good I think you deserve a spanking.
2. Diane Simmons
   Oh Tom, I don't think your wife would appreciate that.
3. Tom Tucker
   Haha, that frigid old cow lives in Quahog, she can't hear a word I'm saying.
4. Camera Man
   Actually, we're back on the air in Quahog.

1. Brian Griffin
   Hey barkeep, whose leg do you gotta hump to get a dry martini around here?

1. Peter Griffin
   Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.

1. Lois Griffin
   Open up for the airplane.
2. Stewie Griffin
   Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright Brothers!

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