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Partial Terms of Endearment Quotes

1. Peter Griffin
   You'll have my stool in your eye and that's all you'll get!

1. Stewie Griffin
   You're treating your vagina like a Red Roof Inn.

1. The Count
   One nipple, hahaha. Two nipples, hahaha. Three nip... Oh hell no, I’m out of here.

1. Brian Griffin
   What are you gonna do about the baby?
2. Chris Griffin
   Let’s keep it for parts!

1. Peter Griffin
   It’s still a person, Brian. It’s a woman’s responsibility to carry it to term.
2. Brian Griffin
   Well, what if a woman is raped?
3. Peter Griffin
   Maybe she shouldn't thought of that before she asked me for directions.
4. Brian Griffin
   Huh

1. Peter Griffin
   Alright, we are running out of time, we're gonna get this orgy started or what?
2. Lois Griffin
   What?
3. Peter Griffin
   (slowly) We are running out of time....are we going to get this orgy started.....or what?

1. Meg Griffin
   I can do it
2. Lois Griffin
   Oh come on Meg, it was hard enough on your body when you gave birth to Stewie.
3. Stewie Griffin
   WHAT?!

1. Chris Griffin
   Yeah, Mom. You get crazy when you're pregnant.
   
2. 
   (cut to Peter and a pregnant Lois on the couch. Chris walks in)
   
3. Chris Griffin
   Mom, I can't find my jacket.
   
4. 
   (Lois starts laughing and turns into crying and lays her head onto Peter's shoulder)
   
5. Lois Griffin
   PETER, TAKE OFF THAT BELT!!! THE BUCKLE SMELLS LIKE ACID!!!
   
6. 
   (Lois vomits into her hands and moans painfully)
   

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