Death Is A Bitch Transcript
| Lois Griffin | [Singing] “It seems today that all you see |
| Lois Griffin | “is violence in movies and sex on TV |
| Peter Griffin | “But where are those good, old-fashioned values |
| Peter Griffin | “on which we used to rely? |
| All | “Lucky there’s a family guy |
| All | “Lucky there’s a man who’ll positively tell you |
| All | “all the things that make us |
| Stewie Griffin | “laugh ‘n’ cry |
| All | “He’s a family guy” |
| [Crickets chirping] | |
| Morley Safer | I’m Morley Safer. |
| Mike Wallace | I’m Mike Wallace. |
| Ed Bradley | I’m Ed Bradley. |
| Lesley Stahl | I’m Lesley Stahl. |
| Lesley Stahl | And one of you is hung like an elf. |
| Lois Griffin | [Laughing] |
| Lois Griffin | I feel so naughty. |
| Peter Griffin | Lois, what are you doing? |
| Peter Griffin | Neither of us is drunk. |
| Lois Griffin | [Giggling] |
| Peter Griffin | Knock it off! |
| Lois Griffin | Oh, my God! I found a lump! A breast lump! |
| Lois Griffin | The important thing is to stay calm. It’s probably nothing, honey. |
| Peter Griffin | That’s easy for you to say. You get to keep both your cans. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, don’t talk like that! You’ll see a doctor tomorrow and… |
| Peter Griffin | No. I’m not gonna see a doctor, Lois. |
| Peter Griffin | The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn’t exist. |
| Peter Griffin | Just like we do with the squid. |
| Lois Griffin | Earthquake. |
| Peter Griffin | Truck going by. |
| Peter Griffin | I’m gonna be fine. Nothing to worry about. |
| [Cat hisses] | |
| [Vulture screeches] | |
| Black Man | Morning. |
| Peter Griffin | Give it to me straight, Doc. How long do I have? |
| Mr. Hartman | Mr. Griffin, I’d say you have about a month to live. |
| Mr. Hartman | But what the hell do I know? I’ve been sued by every patient I ever had. |
| Mr. Hartman | Look at the size of this file. |
| Mr. Hartman | This is… Wow. |
| Mr. Hartman | Let’s just wait for the test results. |
| Lois Griffin | Finish up, honey. Then I’ll put you down for a nice nap. |
| Stewie Griffin | No! I shall put you down for a nap, Mother! |
| Stewie Griffin | Blast! |
| Lois Griffin | I’m so worried about your father. |
| Chris Griffin | You mean because he’s a borderline alcoholic? |
| Lois Griffin | No. Mommy’s made peace with that. |
| Chris Griffin | Because he’s got a lump on his booby. |
| Lois Griffin | Chris, that’s a terrible word, “booby.” |
| Meg Griffin | Mom, Debbie Miller’s dad had a lump on his breast, and he turned out okay. |
| Lois Griffin | Really? Who’s Debbie Miller? |
| Meg Griffin | A girl I just made up. |
| Peter Griffin | Look. Here they are. My family. |
| Peter Griffin | Guys, I don’t say this often enough, but I’m gonna die. |
| Lois Griffin | Oh, my God. |
| Stewie Griffin | High five! Anyone? |
| Stewie Griffin | Anyone? |
| Chris Griffin | You can’t die! Who’s gonna take me to the Father-Son dance? |
| Lois Griffin | Listen, I’ve had a good life. |
| Lois Griffin | You can always be proud of your father and all of his accomplishments. |
| Meg Griffin | Accomplishments? |
| Peter Griffin | Go to your room. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, there’s no way you could die. |
| Peter Griffin | You’re the most important character in this family. |
| [Somber music playing] | |
| Peter Griffin | I’ll take this one. But I won’t pay a cent over $60. |
| Salesman | Sir, that casket costs $1,000. |
| Peter Griffin | Okay, $70. |
| Salesman | What? |
| Peter Griffin | $2,000. |
| Salesman | That’s twice the cost! |
| Peter Griffin | $40. |
| Salesman | What? |
| Brian Griffin | He doesn’t know how to haggle. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, what’s going on? |
| Peter Griffin | I’m selling all my worldly goods, so you’ll have some cash when I’m dead. |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah, a lot of memories here. Look, my first bike. |
| Peter Griffin | Boy, I had so much fun playing with that. |
| Peter Griffin | More tea, Mr. Bike? |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, this is ridiculous. You’re going to be fine. |
| Meg Griffin | Dad, the doctor called. Your test results are in. |
| Mr. Hartman | This doesn’t look very good. No, this doesn’t look very good at all. |
| Mr. Hartman | My nephew drew my portrait. It doesn’t look a thing like me. |
| Mr. Hartman | Look at the nose. It’s all… |
| Lois Griffin | Will you just tell us about Peter’s tests? |
| Mr. Hartman | Okay. Mr. Griffin, all your tests came back negative. |
| Mr. Hartman | As it turns out, the lump on your chest was just a fatty corpuscle. |
| Peter Griffin | Fatty corpuscle? Wait a minute. How the hell can a dead comedian from the silent movie era be lodged in my left bosom? |
| Mr. Hartman | Mr. Griffin, I’m saying you’re fine. |
| Peter Griffin | I’m fine? What? Are you coming on to me now? |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, he’s not coming on to you. He’s trying to tell you that you’re healthy. |
| Mr. Hartman | Can’t it be both? |
| [Kissing] | |
| Lois Griffin | My sweetie is okay. |
| Peter Griffin | Better than okay, Lois. From now on, I’m gonna appreciate all the little things in life, like you and the kids. |
| Peter Griffin | Is this the price of my bill or my phone number? |
| Clerk | Your phone number. |
| Peter Griffin | [Sheepish laughter] |
| Peter Griffin | It’s still pretty pricey! |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, who cares how much it is? |
| Lois Griffin | You’ve just got the most important bill of all, a clean bill of health. |
| Peter Griffin | Jeez, Lois. How long you been waiting to crack out that gem? |
| Peter Griffin | This sucks, Brian. Why should I have to pay this? |
| Peter Griffin | There’s nothing wrong with me. |
| Brian Griffin | Too bad you’re not dying. |
| Peter Griffin | Wait a second. That’s it! They can’t make a dead guy pay his bill. |
| Peter Griffin | All I gotta do is write “deceased” right here where it says “name.” |
| Peter Griffin | And where it says “sex,” I’ll write, “No, thanks. I’m dead.” |
| Peter Griffin | It’s bulletproof. |
| [Crickets chirping] | |
| Stewie Griffin | But you promised the fat one would perish. |
| Lois Griffin | I know. Isn’t it wonderful, honey? Your father is alive and well and we can be a family for a good long… |
| [Knocking] | |
| Peter Griffin | Who are you? |
| Death | I’m Calista Flockhart. Who the hell do you think I am? I’m Death. |
| Death | Which one of you is Peter Griffin? |
| Peter Griffin | He is. |
| Death | Come on, man. Which one of you is Peter Griffin? |
| Peter Griffin | This is Peter Griffin. |
| Death | [Laughing] |
| Death | That’s a good one. |
| Death | [Continues laughing] |
| Lois Griffin | Why are you… |
| Death | No, wait. I’m not finished holding my sides. |
| Death | [Continues laughing] |
| Lois Griffin | Why are… |
| Death | [Continues laughing] |
| Lois Griffin | Why… |
| Death | [Continues laughing] |
| Lois Griffin | Why are you here? The doctor said Peter was okay. |
| Death | The doctor! I guess he must know, right? |
| Death | I mean, he’s a doctor and everything, and I’m just Death! |
| Stewie Griffin | Excuse me. Hello! I’m Stewie. Big fan. |
| Peter Griffin | Death, you made a mistake. I’m not supposed to be dead. |
| Death | I made a mistake? What’s this? |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, is that your handwriting? |
| Peter Griffin | [Nervous laughter] |
| Peter Griffin | How did you get that? |
| Death | Your HMO emailed it to me. |
| Peter Griffin | I know my doctor was hitting on me, but you don’t have to call him names. |
| Lois Griffin | I don’t care what that says! You can’t take my husband! |
| Stewie Griffin | Mother! Where are your manners? Don’t argue with our guest! |
| Stewie Griffin | Won’t you join us for dinner? |
| Death | Oh, no. I don’t want to impose. |
| Death | Is that turkey? |
| Lois Griffin | Yes, Death. |
| Lois Griffin | We were in the middle of a turkey dinner to celebrate Peter’s good health. |
| Death | Do you mind? |
| Stewie Griffin | Mind? Of course not. It would be an honor. |
| Stewie Griffin | No, it would be a privilege. Oh, dear. Listen to me prattling on like a schoolgirl. |
| Stewie Griffin | Come, come. You, heat up some gravy for our guest! |
| Stewie Griffin | My last helping of white meat was drier than Oscar Wilde. |
| Meg Griffin | How did you do that? |
| Death | Let’s just say, when I was younger I did some films I’m not particularly proud of. |
| Death | That does it for me. |
| Lois Griffin | Wait! You can’t go. |
| Lois Griffin | After dinner, we usually go into the living room and live for another 40 or 50 years. |
| Death | [Laughing] 40 or… Let’s go. |
| Peter Griffin | I guess this is good-bye. Meg, you’re the man of the family now. |
| Peter Griffin | Be strong. |
| Meg Griffin | Daddy. |
| Peter Griffin | Stewie, I guess I’m not gonna be here to see you become a man. |
| Stewie Griffin | Yes. I think we all know what that’s going to be like. |
| Stewie Griffin | A 20-minute call to Larchmont? Who do we know in Larchmont? |
| Stewie’s Wife | My sister-in-law. |
| Stewie Griffin | Yes, right. Right. Carol. Yes. That’s right. How is Carol? |
| Peter Griffin | Brian. |
| Brian Griffin | Oh, God. |
| Meg Griffin | Daddy, can I come with you? |
| Peter Griffin | Ask your mother. |
| Lois Griffin | No, you can’t go with him! |
| Brian Griffin | Oh, Peter. |
| Peter Griffin | Lois. |
| All | [Crying] |
| Death | Okay, that’s good. Come on now. |
| Peter Griffin | Hey, Death, you got a file on me? |
| Death | Yeah, it’s in the car, I think. |
| Peter Griffin | Does it mention that I ran two weeks of Junior Varsity track? |
| Death | Let’s not do this. I caught Flo Jo. You don’t think I can catch you? |
| Death | [Screaming] |
| Death | My ankle! |
| Death | Yeah, listen, don’t help or anything. I’m totally fine. |
| Death | Damn Irish. |
| Death | Yeah. That felt good, dropping me on the couch like that. |
| Lois Griffin | Here’s some Tylenol. |
| Death | Great. Tylenol. I asked for Advil. |
| Death | But, you know, whatever. That’s good. |
| Meg Griffin | I got a B-plus in Health. Is there anything I can do? |
| Death | Why don’t you boil some water and rip up some sheets there, Einstein. |
| Death | It’s a sprained ankle. |
| Death | I have to stay off it for a while. |
| Peter Griffin | Not here. |
| Death | Why? |
| Peter Griffin | You tried to kill me! |
| Peter Griffin | Besides, how are we supposed to explain you to Mr. Roper? |
| Lois Griffin | It’s okay, Death. You just worry about feeling better. |
| Peter Griffin | What the hell are you doing? |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, don’t you see? As long as he’s here, you can’t die. |
| Peter Griffin | Go on. |
| Lois Griffin | That’s it. |
| Peter Griffin | Wait a minute. So no matter what I do, I won’t die? |
| Peter Griffin | Make yourself at home, Death. |
| Peter Griffin | I’m going out for a while. |
| Death | DEATH: Wait. |
| Death | You can’t tell anyone I’m here. For if humanity discovers I’m no longer lurking in the shadows, consequences will be dire. |
| Peter Griffin | Go on. |
| Death | DEATH: That’s it. |
| Death | What the hell do you see in him? |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, where are you going? |
| Peter Griffin | Lois, 10 minutes ago, I was staring Death in the face. |
| Peter Griffin | Now that I’ve been given another chance I’m gonna do the one thing I’ve always dreamed of doing. |
| Peter Griffin | I’m gonna jump off this building. |
| Cleveland | Could you repeat that, please, Peter? I believe I had something crazy in my ear. |
| Quagmire | Hold the phone. |
| Quagmire | You took me away from a Swedish girlie-girl and her paralyzed, but trusting, cousin for this? |
| Peter Griffin | $1,000 says I live. |
| Quagmire | $1,000, huh? |
| Quagmire | What the hell? |
| Cleveland | Okay. |
| Peter Griffin | Look at that. I beat my loogie. |
| Quagmire | [Grumbling] |
| Lois Griffin | It’s your turn, Death. |
| Death | I know I should find this ironic, but I’m just bored as hell. |
| Death | How old is this TV? |
| Death | You can probably get the DuMont Network on this thing. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter is a good man and a wonderful father. |
| Death | Here it comes. |
| Lois Griffin | Could you please find it in your heart to spare him? |
| Lois Griffin | After all, it isn’t really his time. |
| Death | DEATH: What did you use for this cocoa, crap? |
| Lois Griffin | If you want me to make it again… |
| Death | Sorry, my fault. |
| Death | I just assumed you were gonna make it with milk, not crap! |
| Lois Griffin | I’ll be right back. |
| Meg Griffin | MEG: I brought you a magazine. |
| Death | Glamour, great. |
| Death | I can learn how to please my man. Go get me an Entertainment Weekly. |
| Death | I hear it’s got a great picture of me sneaking up on Tom Snyder. |
| [Suspenseful instrumental music] | |
| Lois Griffin | [Screaming] |
| [Saw buzzing] | |
| Stewie Griffin | Victory is mine! |
| Lois Griffin | Wow. I should really watch where I’m going. |
| Stewie Griffin | What the deuce? |
| Stewie Griffin | Of course! |
| Stewie Griffin | It seems with Death incapacitated, my matricidal efforts are futile. |
| Stewie Griffin | I must do all I can to accelerate his convalescence. |
| Stewie Griffin | “Knick-knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone” |
| Cleveland | I can’t believe you drank 300 bottles of beer without succumbing to alcohol poisoning. |
| Quagmire | Peter, are you a witch? |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah. But don’t tell anyone. The consequences could be dire! |
| Peter Griffin | You guys, I bet I can go up to each one of those scary-Iooking bikers and say: |
| Peter Griffin | “Aren’t you Richard Simmons?” |
| Quagmire | Peter, no! |
| Cleveland | Now you’re being brainless. |
| Peter Griffin | Aren’t you Richard Simmons? |
| Peter Griffin | Aren’t you Richard Simmons’ best friend, Richard Simmons? |
| Biker | BIKER: Shut up! |
| Peter Griffin | [Laughing] |
| [Everyone laughing] | |
| Death | That feels good. |
| Death | Actually, kid, I kind of fell into this gig. I really wanted to be a wood nymph. |
| Death | Man, the second Dad found out, he started in with the whole: |
| Death | “I have no son. I have no son,” and Mom just stood there. |
| Stewie Griffin | Yes. Mothers can be quite the botheration, can’t they? |
| Stewie Griffin | That’s why we’ve got to get you well. |
| Death | What was that? |
| Stewie Griffin | Nothing! |
| Lois Griffin |
Stewie, leave Death alone. |
| Death | He’s okay. He reminds me a lot of me at that age. |
| Death | I hope his teen years go better than mine. Boy, talk about awkward. |
| Death | Oh, Sandy! Sandy! |
| Death | Sandy? Not again. |
| Death | I’m gonna be a virgin forever. |
| Death | Or am I? |
| Lois Griffin | Can we please talk about Peter? |
| Lois Griffin | He has so much to live for, Death. He loves his children and me… |
| Death | Okay. I’ll spare his life. |
| Death | But you owe me, if you get my drift. |
| Death | What the hell are you doing? I was talking about another fruit cup. |
| Death | Not bad, though. |
| Lois Griffin | Peter, Death just agreed to let you live. |
| Peter Griffin | Oh, man. This really is my night. I get to live, and I’m on TV. |
| Tom Tucker | Our top story tonight, the rules of death no longer apply. |
| Diane Simmons | That’s right, Tom. |
| Diane Simmons | Our own Asian reporter, Trisha Takanawa, filed this report, all by herself! |
| Trishia Takanawa | I’m here with Peter Griffin, the man who claims he withstood a barrage of bullets and did not die. |
| Trishia Takanawa | Peter, are you saying that if I shoot you in the head with this Channel 5 pistol, you’ll be completely unharmed? |
| Peter Griffin | Why don’t you give it a shot? |
| Trishia Takanawa | Okay, here goes. |
| Peter Griffin | [Screaming] |
| Trishia Takanawa | What have I done? |
| Peter Griffin | [Laughing] |
| Trishia Takanawa | You’re awful. |
| Diane Simmons | Fascinating story, Tom. |
| Tom Tucker | It sure is, Diane. |
| Tom Tucker | And since the laws of death no longer apply, I can do this. |
| Diane Simmons | That’s right, Tom. |
| Diane Simmons | And now it’s time for sports. |
| Death | The whole world is laughing at me. This is high school all over again. |
| Death | Well, I’ll show them! I’ll show all of them! Oh, my God, that hurts! |
| Lois Griffin | You’re not killing anyone tonight, mister! Not on that ankle. |
| Death | This is all your fault. And there’s only one solution. |
| Death | You have to go out there and do my job. |
| Death | You have to be Death! |
| [Dramatic instrumental music] | |
| Peter Griffin | Boy, this doesn’t leave much to the imagination. |
| Lois Griffin | Death, there is no way Peter can do your job. |
| Lois Griffin | He could never kill anyone. |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah! I’ve thought about it, like in church and stuff but I don’t think I could ever do what you do. |
| Death | So you’re better than me? |
| Death | I’m tired of always being the bad guy. What I do has to be done. |
| Brian Griffin | He’s right. You’ve disturbed the natural order. |
| Brian Griffin | People need to be able to die. |
| [Sentimental instrumental music] | |
| Kate Winslet | No! |
| Leonardo DiCaprio | Actually, I think I’m gonna be okay. |
| Kate Winslet | Oh, Jack. |
| Kate Winslet | Now we can get married and everything you promised. |
| Leonardo DiCaprio | Yeah, about that I was pretty sure I was gonna die because there’s this girl in New York, and it’s getting kind of serious. |
| Leonardo DiCaprio | But thanks for letting me draw you naked. |
| Leonardo DiCaprio | I still can’t believe you let me do that! |
| Peter Griffin | You’re saying the only way to make the world right is for me to kill someone? |
| Stewie Griffin | You could kill Lois. |
| Death | No. One death isn’t gonna do it. |
| Death | You have to do something that will get everyone’s attention, something huge. |
| Chris Griffin | How about if you blow up the earth? |
| Death | Too huge. But you’re thinking. I like that. |
| Meg Griffin | You could kill any girls who are prettier than me. |
| Death | That would just leave England. Wait. I have it. |
| Death | I’m a genius. You’ll kill the kids from Dawson’s Creek! |
| Peter Griffin | I knew it! As soon as that show came on the air, I said: |
| Peter Griffin | “I’m gonna be the one who has to kill these kids.” |
| Lois Griffin | It’s true. He did say it. |
| Death | Hot, young celebrities. |
| Death | It’s perfect! |
| Death | The kids are on their way to LA to renegotiate their contracts. |
| Death | But their plane is gonna be making a little stopover in Rhode Island. |
| Death | If you go now, you’ll catch them. |
| Peter Griffin | No way. |
| Peter Griffin | I’m not doing your dirty work. There’s no way I’m getting on that plane. |
| Peter Griffin | Absolutely no way, and that’s final. |
| Peter Griffin | See? I’m still here. |
| Peter Griffin | There’s nothing you can say that’ll change my mind. |
| Death | You kill them, or I kill you. |
| Peter Griffin | Crap! |
| Peter Griffin | Nice plant. |
| Peter Griffin | Note to self, do not go to the bathroom. |
| Man | James, your last movie killed at the box office. |
| Man | Your Q-rating’s through the roof. |
| Man | It’s time we ditched the WB and concentrate on features. |
| ? | I don’t know who you are, but just because you’re sitting across from me doesn’t mean you can give me career advice. |
| Man | Will you sign my ass? |
| ? | You have a pen? |
| Peter Griffin | Hello, Death? Guess where I’m calling from? |
| Peter Griffin | A plane! |
| Death | That’s great. |
| Death | Are those kids on board? |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah. |
| Peter Griffin | About that, I don’t think I can go through with it. |
| Death | Peter, listen, without death, the world would be a terrible place. |
| Death | Imagine a world where Hitler was still alive. |
| Announcer | Today on Hitler, we’ll be talking with Christian Slater. |
| Hitler | Now, they tell me in your next movie, we get to see your butt. |
| [Girls cheering] | |
| Christian Slater | Yes, you do. |
| Hitler | Can we see it right now? |
| Christian Slater | All right. |
| Hitler | He’s going to do it! |
| Announcer | If you’re going to be in L.A. And would like tickets to Hitler call 213-du werdest eine Krankenschwester brauchen! |
| Death | Peter, all you gotta do is sit there. The plane is gonna crash in LA. |
| Death | Pilot error. Big mess. Everybody dies. |
| Peter Griffin | Jeez, everybody? |
| Death | Except you. |
| Death | Hold on, I’m getting another call. Brenda? |
| Peter Griffin | It’s still me. |
| Death | Brenda? |
| Peter Griffin | Yes? Just kidding, it’s still me. |
| Pilot | We now begin our final approach into Los Angeles International. |
| Pilot | If you look out the window, you’ll see the San Fernando Valley where my brother Gary makes a very nice living directing porn. |
| Pilot | We’ll be on the ground in 10 minutes. |
| Girls | [Singing] “We like being alive, we like being alive |
| Girls | “We like being, oh, we like being, oh, we like being alive” |
| Peter Griffin | I guess it’s their time. |
| [Theme from Dawson's Creek playing] | |
| Pacey | Boy, for a teacher, you sure make love good. |
| Teacher | Actually, it’s “well,” Pacey. You mean to say, I make love “well.” |
| Teacher | You’re good to go again, right? |
| Pacey | Yeah. |
| Death | Peter? Hello? Peter, are you there? I can hear you breathing? |
| Peter Griffin | Yeah, I’m here. And you can forget it. I’ve changed my mind. |
| Peter Griffin | I don’t care if you do kill me, I’m not gonna kill those kids. |
| Peter Griffin | If they die, I’ll have nothing to watch on Wednesdays other than the fine programs on Fox. |
| Peter Griffin | Open up in there! |
| Pilot | What are you doing? You’re not a pilot. I know every pilot in the world! |
| Peter Griffin | I’m here to keep you from making an error. A pilot error. |
| Peter Griffin | Jeez, I probably should’ve worn mittens! |
| James | Nice going, fat… |
| Peter Griffin | I was just trying to save your lives. But now you’re all gonna die. |
| Peter Griffin | No one can land this plane. |
| Karen Black | I can. |
| Peter Griffin | Thank God! It’s Karen Black! |
| Karen Black | She landed a busted plane in Airport ’75?. |
| Peter Griffin | It was a movie in the ’70s. |
| Peter Griffin | You damn kids with your music. |
| Tom Tucker | Both of the pilots were killed. |
| Tom Tucker | Fortunately for the other passengers, actress Karen Black star of such films as Nashville and Five Easy Pieces, was on board. |
| Tom Tucker | Hats off to Miss Black for proving once again that, given the opportunity actresses over 50 can land large aircraft. |
| Tom Tucker | Karen Black. What an obscure reference! |
| Death | What the hell? I told you to waste the Dawson’s Creek kids. |
| Lois Griffin | You’re missing the important thing here. |
| Lois Griffin | You said you wanted everyone to know the rules of death apply. |
| Lois Griffin | Now the whole world does. |
| Death | I guess so. |
| Death | My ankle’s starting to feel better. I should probably get out of your hair. |
| Stewie Griffin | But you just got here! |
| Stewie Griffin | We can stay in touch, can’t we? What’s your e-mail? |
| Stewie Griffin | Mine is “loismustdie,” all one word, “@yahoo.com.” |
| Peter Griffin | Wait a second. Death? |
| Peter Griffin | I used to fear you, but now I’m glad we met. |
| Peter Griffin | Because you’ve given me a great gift. The complete Boz Scaggs. |
| Peter Griffin | How did you know? |
| Death | I just had a feeling. |
| Lois Griffin | We’re gonna miss you, Death. |
| Death | Don’t worry. |
| Death | I’ll be back really, really soon. |
| Death | [Laughing] |
| Death | Is he joking? |
| Death | Okay, see you later. |
| [Theme music] |
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