I Never Met the Dead Man
[Cheery instrumental music]
Lois Griffin
Look at Stewie.
Lois Griffin
Isn’t he adorable playing with his Sesame Street phone?
Stewie Griffin
Put me through to the Pentagon.
Ernie
What sound does a cow make?
Stewie Griffin
Don’t toy with me!
Stewie Griffin
I’ve already dispatched with Mr. Hooper. I’ve six armed men outside Big Bird’s nest.
Stewie Griffin
And as for Linda?
Stewie Griffin
It’s difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach, isn’t it?
Ernie
Can you count to three?
Stewie Griffin
Indeed I can.
Stewie Griffin
One! Two! Three! [Shoots ray-gun]
Stewie Griffin
Can I count to three? For God’s [...]
