Family Guy Season 11 Episode Guide
The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and get thrown out.
During the Quahog Gay Pride Day celebration, Brian wins tickets to Celine Dion in Las Vegas. As they prepare to travel, Stewie decides to try out his new teleporter machine.
After seeing a news report on rising crime in Quahog, the Griffins return home to find they have been robbed. After losing their peace of mind, Peter buys a farm and becomes a meth dealer.
When the owner of The Drunken Clam is killed, Peter and the guys must find a way to save the bar, after the bank threatens to close it. Meanwhile, Meg gets a part-time job at a funeral home.
After teddy bear Rupert gets recalled, Stewie stops at nothing to get back his beloved best friend. Meanwhile, When Peter falls ill and can’t compete in his bowling tournament, Peter becomes jealous when Lois fills in for him.
Peter, Quagmire and Joe take a trip to Canada. But after Peter gets lost for two months, a feral Peter returns to his family with no ability to communicate intelligently.
When Mayor West is put on trial for murder, Brian is the lone holdout voting “not guilty,” and he tries to persuade his fellow jurors that there’s a reasonable doubt of the Mayor’s guilt.
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud, who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud’s intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing.
When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a “voiceover” talent agent named Randy, who actually runs an adult-only phone line and pays his employees generously. As Lois settles into her new gig, she hears Peter’s voice on the other end of the line.
Chris leaves home to move in with Herbert while Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.
Love is in the air on Valentine’s Day. Meg dates a guy from the internet, Stewie uses his time machine and falls for a girl in the ’60s and Peter and Lois decide to stay in bed all day. Meanwhile, Brian’s ex-girlfriends pay him a visit and Quagmire gets in touch with his feminine side.
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.
Brian’s confidence is shaken when he reads a play Stewie wrote that’s much better than his.
To boost Chris’ self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into outer space, and it’s up to Chris to land the clan safely back on earth.
As the Griffins prepare for Christmas by decorating their tree, Meg finds an ornament of the manger and Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.
Meg is saddened when she learns a boy she has a crush on is gay.
Lois has a midlife crisis leaving Peter desperately trying to keep up with her. Meanwhile, Stewie believes his pet turtle is evil.
When the criminal who shot Joe years ago, leaving Joe in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down.
Brian abuses Stewie’s time machine and causes reality to run in reverse. So the two must work together to set things right before Stewie is “unborn.”
When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt’s pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the big secret that could change the world. Meanwhile, Quagmire reveals a hair-raising secret of his own.
The Griffins become a Nielsen Family and Peter decides to rig the ratings.