Family Guy Season 11 Episode Guide

No Country Club for Old Men

(Season 11 Episode 22)
First Aired: May 19, 2013
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The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and get thrown out.

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Roads to Vegas

(Season 11 Episode 21)
First Aired: May 19, 2013
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During the Quahog Gay Pride Day celebration, Brian wins tickets to Celine Dion in Las Vegas. As they prepare to travel, Stewie decides to try out his new teleporter machine.

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Farmer Guy

(Season 11 Episode 20)
First Aired: May 12, 2013
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After seeing a news report on rising crime in Quahog, the Griffins return home to find they have been robbed. After losing their peace of mind, Peter buys a farm and becomes a meth dealer.

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Save the Clam

(Season 11 Episode 19)
First Aired: May 5, 2013
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When the owner of The Drunken Clam is killed, Peter and the guys must find a way to save the bar, after the bank threatens to close it. Meanwhile, Meg gets a part-time job at a funeral home.

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Total Recall

(Season 11 Episode 18)
First Aired: April 28, 2013
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After teddy bear Rupert gets recalled, Stewie stops at nothing to get back his beloved best friend. Meanwhile, When Peter falls ill and can’t compete in his bowling tournament, Peter becomes jealous when Lois fills in for him.

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Bigfat

(Season 11 Episode 17)
First Aired: April 14, 2013
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Peter, Quagmire and Joe take a trip to Canada. But after Peter gets lost for two months, a feral Peter returns to his family with no ability to communicate intelligently.

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12 and a Half Angry Men

(Season 11 Episode 16)
First Aired: March 24, 2013
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When Mayor West is put on trial for murder, Brian is the lone holdout voting “not guilty,” and he tries to persuade his fellow jurors that there’s a reasonable doubt of the Mayor’s guilt.

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Turban Cowboy

(Season 11 Episode 15)
First Aired: March 17, 2013
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When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud, who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud’s intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing.

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Call Girl

(Season 11 Episode 14)
First Aired: March 10, 2013
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When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a “voiceover” talent agent named Randy, who actually runs an adult-only phone line and pays his employees generously. As Lois settles into her new gig, she hears Peter’s voice on the other end of the line.

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Chris Cross

(Season 11 Episode 13)
First Aired: February 17, 2013
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Chris leaves home to move in with Herbert while Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.

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Valentine’s Day in Quahog

(Season 11 Episode 12)
First Aired: February 10, 2013
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Love is in the air on Valentine’s Day. Meg dates a guy from the internet, Stewie uses his time machine and falls for a girl in the ’60s and Peter and Lois decide to stay in bed all day. Meanwhile, Brian’s ex-girlfriends pay him a visit and Quagmire gets in touch with his feminine side.

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The Giggity Wife

(Season 11 Episode 11)
First Aired: January 27, 2013
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When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.

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Brian’s Play

(Season 11 Episode 10)
First Aired: January 13, 2013
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Brian’s confidence is shaken when he reads a play Stewie wrote that’s much better than his.

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Space Cadet

(Season 11 Episode 9)
First Aired: January 6, 2013
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To boost Chris’ self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into outer space, and it’s up to Chris to land the clan safely back on earth.

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Jesus, Mary & Joseph

(Season 11 Episode 8)
First Aired: December 23, 2012
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As the Griffins prepare for Christmas by decorating their tree, Meg finds an ornament of the manger and Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.

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Friends Without Benefits

(Season 11 Episode 7)
First Aired: December 9, 2012
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Meg is saddened when she learns a boy she has a crush on is gay.

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Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

(Season 11 Episode 6)
First Aired: November 25, 2012
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Lois has a midlife crisis leaving Peter desperately trying to keep up with her. Meanwhile, Stewie believes his pet turtle is evil.

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Joe’s Revenge

(Season 11 Episode 5)
First Aired: November 18, 2012
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When the criminal who shot Joe years ago, leaving Joe in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down.

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Yug Ylimaf

(Season 11 Episode 4)
First Aired: November 11, 2012
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Brian abuses Stewie’s time machine and causes reality to run in reverse. So the two must work together to set things right before Stewie is “unborn.”

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The Old Man and the Big ‘C’

(Season 11 Episode 3)
First Aired: November 4, 2012
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When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt’s pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the big secret that could change the world. Meanwhile, Quagmire reveals a hair-raising secret of his own.

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Ratings Guy

(Season 11 Episode 2)
First Aired: October 7, 2012
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The Griffins become a Nielsen Family and Peter decides to rig the ratings.

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Into Fat Air

(Season 11 Episode 1)
First Aired: September 30, 2012
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The Griffins attempt to climb Mt. Everest because Peter gets competitive again with Lois’ ex, Ross Fishman.

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