Family Guy Season 12 Episode Guide

Chap Stewie

(Season 12 Episode 21)
First Aired: May 18, 2014
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When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.

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He’s Bla-ack!

(Season 12 Episode 20)
First Aired: May 11, 2014
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Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.

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Meg Stinks!

(Season 12 Episode 19)
First Aired: May 4, 2014
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Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.

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Baby Got Black

(Season 12 Episode 18)
First Aired: April 27, 2014
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When Chris begins to date Jerome’s daughter am, Jerome forbids it. But when Chris and Pam run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find their kids.

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The Most Interesting Man in the World

(Season 12 Episode 17)
First Aired: April 13, 2014
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When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he’s a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person.

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Herpe, the Love Sore

(Season 12 Episode 16)
First Aired: April 6, 2014
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Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam, Peter and the guys must fight back.

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Secondhand Spoke

(Season 12 Episode 15)
First Aired: March 30, 2014
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Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.

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Fresh Heir

(Season 12 Episode 14)
First Aired: March 23, 2014
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When Chris learns that he is the heir to Carter’s fortune – but refuses to take the money – Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family.

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3 Acts of God

(Season 12 Episode 13)
First Aired: March 16, 2014
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The guys seek out God to ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.

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Mom’s the Word

(Season 12 Episode 12)
First Aired: March 9, 2014
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After Peter’s mother passes away, he forms a special friendship with her longtime pal, Evelyn, who attempts to seduce Peter. Meanwhile, Stewie is distraught when he understands the reality of death for the first time.

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Brian’s a Bad Father

(Season 12 Episode 11)
First Aired: January 26, 2014
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When Brian’s neglected son Dylan shows up in town as a teen TV star, Brian jumps at the opportunity to be hired on the show’s writing staff instead of being a good father. Meanwhile, after Peter accidentally shoots Quagmire on a hunting trip, the two friends clash and Joe must choose a side.

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Grimm Job

(Season 12 Episode 10)
First Aired: January 12, 2014
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A collection of Fairy Tales from the Brothers Grimm.

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Peter Problems

(Season 12 Episode 9)
First Aired: January 5, 2014
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When Peter finds he can’t perform his, um, er, uh, manly duties, he enlists Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back.

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Christmas Guy

(Season 12 Episode 8)
First Aired: December 15, 2013
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When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.

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Into Harmony’s Way

(Season 12 Episode 7)
First Aired: December 8, 2013
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When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter’s head.

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Life of Brian

(Season 12 Episode 6)
First Aired: November 24, 2013
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Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret it when he is unable to go back in the wake of an unthinkable event.

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Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

(Season 12 Episode 5)
First Aired: November 17, 2013
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The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.

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A Fistful of Meg

(Season 12 Episode 4)
First Aired: November 10, 2013
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Meg accidentally spills her lunch on a new student, the aptly named “Mental Mike,” who plans a showdown with her on the coming Friday. Meanwhile, after constant in-the-nude harassment from Peter, Brian decides he cannot bear it anymore.

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Quagmire’s Quagmire

(Season 12 Episode 3)
First Aired: November 3, 2013
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Quagmire begins dating a sexually insatiable woman who kidnaps him to become her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Quagmire’s dad scour Quahog’s seedy back alleys to locate and save him. Meanwhile, Stewie, Brian and Stewie’s teddy bear, Rupert, become involved in an odd love triangle.

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Vestigial Peter

(Season 12 Episode 2)
First Aired: October 6, 2013
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After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter’s neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However, after Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.

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Finders Keepers

(Season 12 Episode 1)
First Aired: September 29, 2013
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Peter is convinced that a placemat at a restaurant is a treasure map. The rumor of supposed treasure sparks a city-wide search, turning the residents of Quahog against each other.

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