Family Guy Season 13 Episode Guide

Take My Wife

(Season 13 Episode 18)
First Aired: May 17, 2015
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Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way, so he tries to fix it himself.

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Fighting Irish

(Season 13 Episode 17)
First Aired: May 3, 2015
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Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.

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Roasted Guy

(Season 13 Episode 16)
First Aired: April 26, 2015
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Peter befriends a group of mean girls after his feelings are hurt when his so-called friends decide to “roast” him. Lois, all too familiar with the gossipy nature of women, tells Peter they are probably talking about him behind his back, and Peter soon discovers that Lois may be right.

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Once Bitten

(Season 13 Episode 15)
First Aired: April 19, 2015
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After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.

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JOLO

(Season 13 Episode 14)
First Aired: April 12, 2015
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Peter becomes a town hero for accidentally finding a missing boy. Meanwhile, Joe decides to live life to the fullest by quitting his job and taking a road trip to Niagara Falls with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland.

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Dr. C & The Women

(Season 13 Episode 13)
First Aired: March 15, 2015
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Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she’s instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland’s bachelor party.

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Stewie Is Enceinte

(Season 13 Episode 12)
First Aired: March 8, 2015
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Brian decides he doesn’t want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby … or seven … by using Brian’s DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.

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Encyclopedia Griffin

(Season 13 Episode 11)
First Aired: February 15, 2015
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Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris’ delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris’ romantic gestures.

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Quagmire’s Mom

(Season 13 Episode 10)
First Aired: February 8, 2015
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Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, and they discover that his first name is actually Justin, which Peter adopts as the name of his younger “bro”-style alter-ego. Then, Peter/Justin throws a party, during which Quagmire unknowingly gets into some trouble with his mother.

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This Little Piggy

(Season 13 Episode 9)
First Aired: January 25, 2015
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Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool. watch family secretfamily guy this little piggy full episodefamily guy this little piggyFamily guy free streamingwatch family guy online free streamingfamily guy free streamfamily guy full episodes online freewatch family guy free streamingfamily guy online streamfamily […]

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Our Idiot Brian

(Season 13 Episode 8)
First Aired: January 11, 2015
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Meg convinces Brian to take the SAT’s for her, but when he tests poorly, they start to suspect that Brian might not be that smart after all. Peter decides to spend the day showing Brian the joys of being stupid and the benefits of having a low IQ.

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Stewie, Chris & Brian’s Excellent Adventure

(Season 13 Episode 7)
First Aired: January 4, 2015
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The 2000-Year-Old Virgin

(Season 13 Episode 6)
First Aired: December 7, 2014
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Turkey Guys

(Season 13 Episode 5)
First Aired: November 16, 2014
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Brian the Closer

(Season 13 Episode 4)
First Aired: November 9, 2014
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Brian’s cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

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Baking Bad

(Season 13 Episode 3)
First Aired: October 19, 2014
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Lois and Peter go into business together and open a cookie store, but things get messy when Peter comes up with his own way to get more customers.

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The Book of Joe

(Season 13 Episode 2)
First Aired: October 5, 2014
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Peter helps Joe realize his dream of publishing a book, but things get out of hand when Peter takes over as the author. Meanwhile, Brian starts exercising to the extreme after experiencing a euphoric runner’s high for the first time. Joe fullepisode infothe book of joe family guyfamily guy the book of joewatch family guy book of joefamily guy book of joe downloadfamily guy season 13 episode 2 full episodethe book of joe full episodeThe book of Joe family guy […]

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The Simpsons Guy

(Season 13 Episode 1)
First Aired: September 28, 2014
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Peter and the Griffins get out of dodge and end up in Springfield, where they are greeted by a friendly stranger named Homer Simpson, who welcomes his new “albino” friends with open arms. The families get along famously: Stewie and Bart make out like bandits when Stewie trades in his mind control device for a good old-fashioned slingshot; Lisa takes Meg under her wing and teaches her the saxophone; and Peter and Homer fight over the best beer in town […]

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