Family Guy Season 7 Episode Guide
The seventh season of the animated television series Family Guy was originally broadcast on Fox in the United States between September 28, 2008 and May 17, 2009. It includes 16 episodes, including the first episode "Love Blactually" and the season finale "Peter's Progress". The season contained hold-over episodes from the sixth season, which was cut short due to the 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike. The seventh season was nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series, making Family Guy the first animated series to be nominated in this category since The Flintstones in 1961.
Episode 1: Love Blactually
Stewie convinces Brian to take it slow with his new girlfriend, but she becomes impatient and hooks up with Cleveland. Brian then tries to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife Loretta to get him out of the picture.
Episode 2: I Dream of Jesus
The Griffins visit a 50s-style diner, where the wait staff dress as celebrities from that decade. Peter hears his favorite song, “Surfin’ Bird” by the Trashmen, on the jukebox and begins dancing and acting stupid. When one of the employees removes the record from the jukebox – the song came out in late 1963, nearly four years after the end of the 1950s decade – Peter buys the record, takes it home and plays it endlessly. He winds up driving [...]
Episode 3: Road to Germany
While looking for a bathroom, Mort Goldman time travels back to Poland right before the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie decide to go back and save him.
Episode 4: Baby Not on Board
While on duty at the Mini-Mart, Chris asks Peter for some advice about his sexuality, but Peter – ignoring the fact that his son has asked him a question – decides that he is being sexually harassed and threatens to sue. The store owner responds by giving Peter a coupon redeemable for free gasoline for a year. Lois decides that the family should go on a vacation to Grand Canyon. As the Griffins are packing up to leave, a sleep-famished [...]
Episode 5: The Man with Two Brians
After watching Johnny Knoxville on Jackass, Peter and the guys film their own shenanigans. When Brian gets hurt, the family worries that he’s getting too old, so Peter brings home a new dog. Everything is great until the ‘New Brian’ crosses the line.
Episode 6: Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
Peter is bored at work one day and decides to use the “executive bathroom.” When he learns the lavish washroom is reserved only for company executives, Peter decides to do well at work so he can get an executive’s job when it opens up. In the process, he accidentally blows up a children’s hospital, killing everyone inside. Still, Angela is impressed enough to recommend him for an opening … until the human resources department points out that Peter never completed [...]
Episode 7: Ocean’s Three and a Half
After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a loan shark to pay for Bonnie’s medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt
Episode 8: Family Gay
To help pay off his incredible debt, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. First, he is injected with the “Seth Rogen” gene (guest voice Rogen) that “gives you the appearance of being funny even though you haven’t actually done anything funny.” Then he is injected with a gene that leads him to a new mate, leaving a broken-hearted Lois behind. Although the family is crushed, they quickly realize the most important thing is that Peter is [...]
Episode 9: The Juice Is Loose!
Peter cashes in a raffle ticket from 1989 and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. When Peter befriends the infamous former running back and brings him home to meet the family, the residents of Quahog aren’t so welcoming to the new houseguest and tell him to take a hike
Episode 10: FOX-y Lady
Lois lands a job at FOX News and has to shoot an investigative exposĂ© on Michael Moore, but loses her job when her story implicates Rush Limbaugh. Meanwhile, Peter takes advantage of Lois’ relations with FOX by creating and pitching his own animated comedy series.
Episode 11: Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
Meg finds religion while in bed with the Mumps, and reveals to the community that Brian is an Atheist. Meanwhile, Stewie builds a transporter to bring the cast of “Star Trek: The Next Generation” to Quahog.
Episode 13: Stew-Roids
When Peter takes Stewie to the gym to learn weightlifting (after Stewie loses a fight with young Susie Swanson), he allows an unscrupulous trainer to inject Stewie with steroids. Stewie – a mini-muscle man – asserts himself to Brian after the dog warns him about the ill effects of steroids. Meanwhile, Connie D’Amico learns what it is like to walk in Meg’s shoes after she asks Chris out (intending it to be a short-lived relationship), the relationship actually goes somewhere [...]
Episode 14: We Love You Conrad
When Brian discovers that his ex, Jillian (guest voice Drew Barrymore) is getting married, he is devastated until he meets “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad. Brian quickly discovers that Lauren just might be his perfect match ??” if only he can let Jillian go.
Episode 15: Three Kings
A series of parodies based on the Stephen King movies “Stand by Me,” “Misery,” and “The Shawshank Redemption.
Episode 16: Peter’s Progress
Peter has his palm read by a psychic who reveals that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in 17th century England and in the newly founded American colony of Quahog. It was a time of great love and adventure where King Stewart reigned supreme, the smartest dog in the room was the court jester, army lieutenants were merely boys and even old England loved “How I [...]
